Theodore Gray should be one of our patron saints. The Periodic Table Table alone qualifies him.
That is a way awesome table! Click through to the site where you can see that each of the element squares is actually the lid for a repository of the element in question. His website is amazing, and his Sodium Party page contains some of the most fascinating sodium metal and water video I've ever seen! (don't try this at home, kids). I nominate Theodore Gray as an honorary member of'SUGAA! (More from jokermage's comments in coming days).